High-res photo copyright me, no other use allowed period or I hunt you and your family down and feed them to a pack of very hungry chipmunks that I keep in my mothers basement! Yes you can use the image, just credit me.

copyright me, no other use allowed period or I hunt you and your family down and feed them to a pack of very hungry chipmunks that I keep in my mothers basement!

Yes you can use the image, just credit me.

  • 1 month ago
High-res photo Cause Baby your a firework, come on show ‘em what your worth.  Copyright ian scrhom, no reproduction without permission.

Cause Baby your a firework, come on show ‘em what your worth.  Copyright ian scrhom, no reproduction without permission.

  • 11 months ago
arashikami: Space… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. It’s five year mission: to explore strange, new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before. [via returntonothing] I can’t help it.   I’m a nerd :D

arashikami:

Space… the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.

It’s five year mission: to explore strange, new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations.

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

[via returntonothing]

I can’t help it.   I’m a nerd :D

  • 11 months ago
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The Doctor is in??

Sorry for the long haitus. 

Here’s a question for you.  Or maybe its a question for me.    Many a time I get random strangers who will come up to me and tell me things deep dark secrets.  I’ve gotten used to the fact that this happens to me but every time it happens it is still weird.  I once had a lady come up to me a couple years ago in a good will store.   She looked at me and said “I’m having an affair with my best friends husband”  Then she walked out and left.

This doesn’t happen alot- random strangers coming up to me an telling me random stuff.  It does happen however.   What is more common is coworkers and friends to tell me their darkest demons.

Last week my cower confessed to me that she was sleeping with a supervisor at work and during lunches they would go out and … participate in extra curricular activites… then they would come back to work 30 minutes later and act like nothing else happened.  It came to me as somewhat shocking but at the same time I figured something like that would happen.

I have people tell me things Ive never wanted to know.  But thats apart of the human condition.   So carpe diem and go ahead and tell me your darkness.

The doctor is in.

  • 1 year ago

Cracked - More insight from the rat bastard…

Hello,

I am once again stealing from the immaculate bastards guide to better living.  This time we learn about love and our fragile human soul as compared to a egg in spoon race.

All credit belongs to Kaebel JK Hashitani

Here we go…

Orginally posted July 9th, 2009

IIt occurs to me that Life, in regards to Love, can be metaphorically represented as the World’s Longest Egg-in-Spoon Race:


“Hallo. Here’s your spoon.”
“Thank you.”
“And here’s your Heart. Careful now… it’s fragile and it breaks easily and you only get the one.”
“Right then. Umm… where’s the racecourse then?”
“Over there, to the left.”
“What, the winding and narrow road that heads off into the horizon, seemingly into infinity?”
“Yep.”
“But it’s pockmarked with holes, cracks, and various pitfalls…”
“Yessiree.”
“And it’s teeming with people. All of whom are too absorbed with their own Hearts to notice that there’s anyone else around them.”
“Quite right you are. Oh, and I should mention, there are a few folks who will intentionally try to break your Heart. They’re dash good at it too.”
“But that’s hardly fair!”
“Fair? Umm… lessee… nope, nothing against it in the rules. Unsportsmanly to be sure, but still fair.”
“But how am I supposed to make it through all that with my Heart intact?”
“Well, there’s the ‘hard-boiled’ method, where you boil it in a solution of cynicism, skepticism and apathy, seasoned with contempt, for thirty minutes. Damn thing won’t so much as dent then. Of course, there’s not much challenge then either.”
“And that’s fair to do?”
“Oh yes. And quite popular amongst the kids these days, though that seems to indicate a larger systemic problem, if you ask me.”
“Sounds too extreme. What else can I do?”
“Well… you could pair up with someone.”
“What does that entail?”
“About what you’d expect… you watch their back, they watch yours. Kind of pleasant at the beginning, what with the companionship and all. But it’s slow going, and that seems to trip people up. They’re all in such a hurry these days. Plus you’re now paying attention to two Hearts, yours and theirs.”
”Two Hearts? That seems awfully complex.”
“It is. It has its benefits to be sure. However, you could end up breaking their Heart. Or vice versa. Happens all the time. Usually unintentional, but it seems more painful of an act than if a stranger does it.”
“That sounds dreadful. People actually pair up like this?”
“Oldest trick in the book, really.”
“I suppose it has merit… though that whole ‘hard-boiled’ thing doesn’t sound so bad now either.”
“Eh… to each their own. Now, you’d best get underway. You’ve got a long road ahead.”
“Wait. One last question: What do I get when I reach the finish line? What do I win?”

“Win? …I’m afraid it’s not that kind of game, mate.”
Posted by Kaebel JK Hashitani at 10:44 AM

  • 1 year ago
Pure Awesomeness. This amuses me, and makes me think of Dylan Meconis. » [via arashikami:by juliasegal]

Pure Awesomeness.

This amuses me, and makes me think of Dylan Meconis. » [via arashikami:by juliasegal]

  • 1 year ago
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"Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things"

— George Carlin

  • 1 year ago
High-res photo Taken by yours truly.

Taken by yours truly.

  • 1 year ago
I do love me a good black and white image.  Photo from flickr  artist:seeminglee edited in photoshop by yours truly.

I do love me a good black and white image.  Photo from flickr  artist:seeminglee

edited in photoshop by yours truly.

  • 1 year ago

Moving Forward

I meant to post this oh… when I first started, but lost track of my plan of action.  Meant to explain why I am writing this and what I want to say and then, I realized: To hell with it.

If I started to explain my self and extrapolate on the meaning of my posts, then nothing else would ever get finished.  It’s why I have 6 other blogs out there in the intertubes just wasting away.   I want one place to do it all.

I’ve found within the last months and weeks that I need to jot down… journal… chronicle my thoughts and inane ramblings… let it out and actually stop dwelling in my own person and actually make an effort to connect with the environment and world around me.

Basically, I write about the world around us all.  The beauty, the horror, the inane little details no one notices or fails to notice.  Why I’m saying all of this?  I don’t know. 

Let the fun begin.

  • 1 year ago